Easter Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q.  How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A.  With a hare dryer!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: Why didn’t the bunny hop?
A: No bunny knows.
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A: He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.
Q: Why do rabbits eat carrots?
A: Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!
Q: What kind of music do bunnies like?
A: Hip Hop.
Q: What did the father Easter egg do when the mother Easter egg told him a joke?
A: He cracked up!
Q: What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A: A honey bunny!
Q: Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
A: IHOP.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: Where does a bunny go if you give it a pair of socks?
A: A sock hop.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.
Q: How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
A: He gets hopping mad.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Make a noise like a carrot.
Q: What do bunnies do when they get married?
A: Go on a bunnymoon!
Q: What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?
A: The ones with hoppy endings!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By HAREplanes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster?
A: The oyster bunny.
Q: What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A: A chocolate one!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q.  How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A.   With hare spray!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Tiffany
Founder of Kids Activities Blogs ~
Welcome to my creative spot on the net. I'm a Special Education Paraeducator, former Homeschooler, and married mother of 4 creative kids. I have over 20 years experience working with kids of all ages. I enjoy camping, photography, graphic design, running this website and being with my family. My online adventure began almost 6 years ago.

Tiffany

Founder of Kids Activities Blogs ~ Welcome to my creative spot on the net. I'm a Special Education Paraeducator, former Homeschooler, and married mother of 4 creative kids. I have over 20 years experience working with kids of all ages. I enjoy camping, photography, graphic design, running this website and being with my family. My online adventure began almost 6 years ago.

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